every day I get out of bed feeling like a crumpled up piece of paper. every day i try to iron myself out at the gym or in pilates class or whatever way possible. i have decided that i will train myself to sleep on my back. and this will solve all my problems.
you see, i like to cocoon at night. i sleep on my belly (aka “prone” position), blanket up around my ears, shoulders crunched forward, head jacked to one side. it’s not a good position to hold for eight hours. there is no design making, no treasure seeking, no vintage clothing shopping when i feel like a discarded chewing gum wrapper in the morning. something must change.
so i begin my challenge to be a back (aka “royal”) sleeper and gain wealth and fame once i accomplish this. or maybe i’ll just wake up with a happier body. i couldn’t find any actual evidence that back sleepers are more successful—though i did read that people who sleep in this “royal” position have higher self confidence—but i’m convinced that someone just needs to conduct that research.
are you a starfish, fetal, or royal position sleeper? tell me how you sleep!